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Women With Short Hair Are Butch Lesbian Feminazis
And they’re coming for your husbands, “Transformed Wives” . . .
A few times during my “dating career” (in my 50s, ‘gentlemen’), I’d run into men who assumed I was a lesbian because I had short hair. One guy really had a problem because not only did I have short hair, I . . .
drove a Jeep.
I would say no more than 5% of the online dating men who messaged me were like this. The opposite ratio was true, of course, about these online dating men’s marriage status — 95% (at least) were married.
But hey: who cares about little details like being married or single?
I am a blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman of … to use these chaps’ definition … “proportional weight to height” and … I have large breasts.
The one thing I used to have, but no longer have or want, is a gigantic head of blonde hair. That, I did have when I was young.
Because I wanted it? No. It was a cultural requirement and only if you were a hardcore punk (I was not) would have short hair been remotely acceptable. I hated struggling with so much hair … well ok, look …
