Image created in Midjourney by Author (she does look sad, upper left — and what’s going on with the no arms Barbies???)

The Barbie Poem

My idol was a Barbie doll
With pointy breasts and waist so small.
She really was a fancy thing
With soft blond hair in a sixties swing

We drank Tang, ate tasty filler
We listened to songs sung by Mitch Miller
Barbie’s legs, they bent just so
I couldn’t figure it out, you know