Nothing more disappointing than to go in to get something you know is unhealthy, but you expect it to taste good ... and it's the opposite. We tried to go to Dunkin Donuts the other night to get a donut which ordinarily - we do not eat - and Bruce asked for four chocolate cream donuts. "We don't have those," said the girl.

"What donuts do you have?" I asked.

"We are out of donuts."

I think that says it right there.