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No Man Would Ever Be Interested in A Woman Over Age 25
A fairytale for adults
When I turned 25, I realized no man would ever be interested in me again. I dealt with the pain and sadness by scrubbing the kitchen floor and cleaning the toilets while my husband was at the Spearmint Rhino.
Now that I’m 59, I’ve been without any type of male attention for over half my life.
I have been told this truth by so many men, I can hardly count them all.
As you can see, no one would ever be interested in a lady like Kelly McGillis. I mean spelling her name is too hard; why bother? I hear maybe Kelly does not care if any man is interested in her because she is interested in women. Ha ha, obviously that’s because she can’t get a man — I mean come on, look at her!
It’s ridiculous to compare Kelly Whatsits to Tom Cruise. HE was the big star in “Top Gun”. Tom is still super hot today. There are billions of ̶1̶9̶ ̶.̶.̶.̶1̶8̶.̶.̶.̶1̶7̶.̶.̶.̶1̶6̶.̶.̶.̶1̶5̶.̶.̶ 14-year-olds…
