View from Laguna Woods overlooking golf course and Saddleback Mountain

I live in a total s**thole. No self-respecting company would ever want to headquarter here. At least half the people in the area voted for Donald Trump. There are maybe a million or more Republicans who live here! I know it seems impossible, but some of us secretly think, if we could ever bring ourselves to purchase some type of firearm, we would do it to shoot these wrongthinkers dead! Because otherwise they might throw us in a concentration camp, spraypaint Trump! on our garage, or build a wall around their houses like Mark Zuckerberg!

Snow on Saddleback Mountain: you can see the s**tholes the fascist Nazis here live in.
Mountain Lion scat
Fit Fit Fit! She’s gonna hire you Right Now if you Speak Ingles.

According to Harlan Ellison and my grandmother, “You’ll go far Amy, because you have heart.” Author of 40 books, former exec., Nebula Award nominee, Poor.

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