I have no idea why you did not work harder for free tampons and pomegranate half-alcoholic kombucha. I mean there are millions of young women out there who would LOVE to have that job and work unbelievably hard at it. I have never been so outraged in my life that you were unwilling to work your ass off for free Poo-Pourri and brie on the rooftop. You are such a cynical weirdy non-normie and ...

fuuuu this was awesome

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