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I Could Die Wednesday or Thursday

And I’m fine with that

There’s a hurricane on the way.

It could tear the roof off of our house. The streets could be completely flooded. Power could be out for days. We could be without water for at least 72 hours.

All of our food could spoil.

That’s why everyone’s bought all the toilet paper. Again.

Now they can wipe for weeks after they use the toilets they’ll need to fill with alligator pond water to flush.

If it floods, gators will be swimming in the streets.

Manatees may be chasing them.

Our internet and television provider urged us to download shows to watch “offline.”

Thanks guys. I’m supposed to watch Game of Dragons while I’m dying of thirst and giardia.

I’d rather keep an eye on the gator swimming up to my front door.

If only I’d bought a gun.

I estimate there are at least 200 to 300 small, dark rabbits living on or around…