"Hi - would you like to work fulltime for .10 time pay? We are launching a 'creator fund' so you can be cutthroat with 100 others, don't u want to help us monetize more at LinkedIn? We'll get back to u in 2 mos while our shareholders party."

PS - I'm not sure that photo is the best idea Ryan. It looks a little ... well ... maybe a different image would be best.