David, you could in 8000000000 trillion years NEVER be that. I've had countless encounters with them. Do not for even one second think that. You could never, ever, ever be!! Sheesh, I am actually very happy with my Philip Roth piece. It's pretty good. I think I've gotten a little more restrained so I am going to change that. There are some great flaming doozies in Philip Roth's obit from me, I am happy with it. I was much more restrained with Ms. Crunchy here, she is just a clod who falsely thought she had something good to say about kids that it sounds like, she never really got to know the way she should have.